Himuro: Hey, Kuroko, will you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?
Kuroko: …………
Kagami: Did you just propose to Kuroko for me?!
Himuro: WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO!
[before an examination]
Aomine: I’m gonna fail.
Kise: Be positive, Aominecchi!
Aomine: I’m positive I’m gonna fail.
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
the gays @ nintendo if animal crossing switch doesnt get confirmed soon
me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it
also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it
